nevver:

Vampire on a Shark

This is equal parts beautiful dream and terrible nightmare. Is it two things that want to kill me, or two things I aspire to be???

Soon, I will make my Sharkpire Family proud.

The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
I’ll do you in the bottom while you drink a Sangria

Nachos, Lemonheads, my dad’s boat
You wont go down cuz my dick can float

We sail around the world and go port to port
Every time I cum, I produce a quart
Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor
(oh) that’s a nice lady, who I’d like to spank her

(boats n’ hoes
Boats and hoes, I gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2 )

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We’re almost out of gas, 
Call the Arabs! 
I’m a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow
I’ll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow

Make sure to wax
Use your mom’s Nair
You’ll be amazed when i cum in your hair
Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin’ dry land
Get below deck, with a dick in your hand!

Anchors away, and shiver me timbers, 
we like to fuck ladies with our eight-inch members!
Love me hookers who be a curvy,
eatin lemons and lime no don’t contractin the scurvy!
Drop the archor give the hoe a shout,
cuz I’m usin my compass to find a nappy dugout!

(boats n’ hoes
Boats and hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x3 )

Thats the male Mariah Carey y’all, give it up!

joanjettandtheblackhearts:

Whoa.

What’s she looking at? I think it’s this:

WHAT?