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Scott Campbell’s fantastic illustrations. Definitely hurting for a framed print of one of these.

Computer still broken. Updates will be sparse. This picture rules.

Computer still broken. Updates will be sparse. This picture rules.

HEY INTERNET

That little red hand above redirects you to a fascinating new experience in internet narcissism, a dedicated website for all those “ASK ME ANYTHING” memes. Was this inspired by this David Bowie song, Can’t Help Thinking About Me?

Maybe.

Despite the fact that I think it’s completely ridiculous, I’m already going “All In” on the retarded internet fad front, so I went for it. As you might expect, it’s located at

http://formspring.me/ModDelusion

More content as soon as I get my computer back

PS: I included two versions of the Bowie song, one from the original album and one from his episode of VH1 storytellers. The storytellers one actually rocks harder, but it’s got stories on either end so it’s longer.

mollymisery:

David Bowie does not approve

Expect this to get used in every blog post.

mollymisery:

David Bowie does not approve

Expect this to get used in every blog post.

(via thathipsterporn)
Love is a battlefield.
(Fuck yeah, it’s friday)


(via thathipsterporn)

Love is a battlefield.

(Fuck yeah, it’s friday)

(via thathipsterporn)

Tonight, I channel this. I will become The Fashion.

Tonight, I channel this. I will become The Fashion.

*Bites fist*
suicideblonde:

bohemea:

David Bowie - Esquire Russia by Gavin Evans, April 2010

*Bites fist*

suicideblonde:

bohemea:

David Bowie - Esquire Russia by Gavin Evans, April 2010

David Bowie: Kind of a coked up dick?

That link takes you to the Playboy interview with David Bowie, and as much as I love him: he sounds like an absolute twat in this interview. Contradicting himself, jumping all over the place, treating the interviewer like an idiot- woof.

Of course, the whole thing is made waayyy more interesting if you remember that at the time of the interview the duke was out of his fucking skull on cocaine and everything else in the world and lived in fear that witches were going to steal his semen, so maybe he gets a pass. Check it out for some really great quotes that make no sense and he contradicts in the next sentence but he still sounds SO DAMN COOL that you can’t stay mad at his cheeky little face. This quote totally sums it up:

PLAYBOY: Last question. Do you believe and stand by everything you’ve said?
BOWIE: Everything but the inflammatory remarks.

yourfriendmax:

OKAY I’M DONE

"Hey Mike, what does the inside of your head look like?"
"uh, well, uh… There’s… Math. And stuff. It’s like Jimmy Neutron. Yeah."

yourfriendmax:

OKAY I’M DONE

"Hey Mike, what does the inside of your head look like?"

"uh, well, uh… There’s… Math. And stuff. It’s like Jimmy Neutron. Yeah."

zombie-anon:

I made this for yousoldmeillusions.
A day or so ago she was forced to do homework on the war in 1812. She found it quite boring, I don’t blame her it really is, so I decided to show her my version instead.
Can you guys tell I lack a social life? Hurr hurr =3

If this is what war looks like, I’m in.

zombie-anon:

I made this for yousoldmeillusions.

A day or so ago she was forced to do homework on the war in 1812. She found it quite boring, I don’t blame her it really is, so I decided to show her my version instead.

Can you guys tell I lack a social life? Hurr hurr =3

If this is what war looks like, I’m in.

ATTENTION INTERNET
I have put this together for you without comment.

ATTENTION INTERNET

I have put this together for you without comment.

fuckin-jungle:

LOL

Rock stars love milk! IT’S A FACT

fuckin-jungle:

LOL

Rock stars love milk! IT’S A FACT

My absolute, Number-One musical lady crush, wearing something that looks a lot like Bowie’s Halloween Jack ensemble. Czech it:

Joan Jett got called a Diamond Dog all the time in high school for liking Bowie. Cool.

My absolute, Number-One musical lady crush, wearing something that looks a lot like Bowie’s Halloween Jack ensemble. Czech it:

Joan Jett got called a Diamond Dog all the time in high school for liking Bowie. Cool.

crazyunclebowie:

This one always makes me lol.

Then David bowie throws down a smoke bomb and DISAPPEARS

crazyunclebowie:

This one always makes me lol.

Then David bowie throws down a smoke bomb and DISAPPEARS