I'm Mike and I write for deadshirt.net! I do a weekly advice column called Just Dandy and I NEED YOUR DREAMS. Send them to justdandy@deadshirt.net

Some nights, I spend the whole time awake swimming in spandex dreams and starkick possibilities; Then I awake to the fact that I’m just a gigolo, and IIIIIIIIIIIII Ain’t got noooobooooody…

Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop
"Diamond" David Lee Roth
STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

My Daddy told me when I was a boy - Dave, It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, it’s how good you looked!
Dave Lee Roth (via fuckyeah80srock)
One break… Comin’ up.

One break… Comin’ up.

The secret word is BOP. BOZE DE BOZE DE BOP. DITTY BOP.

The secret word is BOP. BOZE DE BOZE DE BOP. DITTY BOP.

colepierce:

The Ultimate David Lee Roth Karate Kick Compilation

HE’S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL EAGLE SOARING ABOVE US, MAKING EVERYTHING OKAY AND SHOOTING RAINBOWS FROM HIS LEGWARMERS

theabstraction:

im hot for david lee roth

Yeah, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

theabstraction:

im hot for david lee roth

Yeah, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

joanjettandtheblackhearts:

Whoa.

What’s she looking at? I think it’s this:

joanjettandtheblackhearts:

Whoa.

What’s she looking at? I think it’s this:

Diamond Dave, No one can hold a candle.

sinkthefuckingpink:

pushthe-button:

David what are you wearinggive me that shirt and also those bracelets

Dave is sexy.

"I call this my ‘Jesus’ outfit. Because when I walk down the street people see it and go ‘Oh Jesus, not again.’"

sinkthefuckingpink:

pushthe-button:

David what are you wearing
give me that shirt and also those bracelets

Dave is sexy.

"I call this my ‘Jesus’ outfit. Because when I walk down the street people see it and go ‘Oh Jesus, not again.’"

David we are going to do this or die trying

David we are going to do this or die trying

davidleerothcoveredinnutella:

this ended up on my dash again
my body is going through things

Get in shape. Get in shape. Get in shape, Mike.

davidleerothcoveredinnutella:

this ended up on my dash again

my body is going through things

Get in shape. Get in shape. Get in shape, Mike.

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