Hey tumblr! This is me! With steak nachos and secret whiskey in a mug!
(Cool sunday, bro!)


Today, I looked like an 80’s action hero. This is the proof. Watch the fuck out, commies.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike. Hey girl.
On any given day, I’m any one of these three dudes.
(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)

This picture of me gleefully ganked from the graphic novel of Batman ‘89. This town needs an enema.