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Hey tumblr! This is me! With steak nachos and secret whiskey in a mug!
(Cool sunday, bro!)

Hey tumblr! This is me! With steak nachos and secret whiskey in a mug!

(Cool sunday, bro!)

Hey, America! It’s not whiskey this time! It’s chicken soup that my dad made, and in a festive mug!

Hey, America! It’s not whiskey this time! It’s chicken soup that my dad made, and in a festive mug!

Today, I looked like an 80’s action hero. This is the proof. Watch the fuck out, commies.

Today, I looked like an 80’s action hero. This is the proof. Watch the fuck out, commies.

GPOY
(If I don’t keep eating candy for breakfast, that is.)

GPOY

(If I don’t keep eating candy for breakfast, that is.)

GPOY

GPOY

gibson6:

Garth:D

GPOY

gibson6:

Garth:D

GPOY

(Source: channel78)

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike. Hey girl.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike. Hey girl.

On any given day, I’m any one of these three dudes.

On any given day, I’m any one of these three dudes.

(Source: howtotalktogirlsatparties)

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike and I’m growing up to be Jean-Ralphio.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike and I’m growing up to be Jean-Ralphio.

(Source: bitchhomiequan)

This picture of me gleefully ganked from the graphic novel of Batman ‘89. This town needs an enema.

This picture of me gleefully ganked from the graphic novel of Batman ‘89. This town needs an enema.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, I’m in a band called SUPER LUXE and that is French for SUPER THE BEST. See you soon.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, I’m in a band called SUPER LUXE and that is French for SUPER THE BEST. See you soon.

Hay gurl

Hay gurl

Vampire hunters don’t care about rain, luck, or who walks in on them taking a selfie

Vampire hunters don’t care about rain, luck, or who walks in on them taking a selfie

Casual Friday was their final mistake, I’m just going to treat it like Cowboy Fuckaround Time and wear my Old West Dracula outfit

Last night after our show the sound guy asked me when I’m going to stop doing Rock and Roll and apply my talents in the service of The Lord. He said that if I give myself over to the thing he put me on earth to do then I’ll become stronger than I ever thought I could. 

I went and ate a pizza off a trash can because Rock and Roll IS what God put me here to do. 

(SUPER LUXE)

Last night after our show the sound guy asked me when I’m going to stop doing Rock and Roll and apply my talents in the service of The Lord. He said that if I give myself over to the thing he put me on earth to do then I’ll become stronger than I ever thought I could.

I went and ate a pizza off a trash can because Rock and Roll IS what God put me here to do.

(SUPER LUXE)