This is how David Bowie feels about your long-winded story.

(Source: thenazz)

Some days, @velcrobinson gives you a gif and it’s just like Christmas.

bitchdontcallmenoboots:

(via colinquinn, madisonmcnugget)

FACTWAGON: I’m going to be using this picture to absolutely destroy the people who sit behind me in class.

djsheep:

I AM PIZZA.

crazyunclebowie:

This one always makes me lol.

Then David bowie throws down a smoke bomb and DISAPPEARS

(Source: tragicyouthwasgoingdownonme)

Attn: haters

(PS, so glad all my friends liked The Runaways. Makes my life easier.)

I always thought Katy Perry’s boobs were rad, but fireworks?

That’s a bit much, Miz Brand.

(Source: peteypiranha)

Yes, she often looks like this.

(Source: uppereastside)

It is exactly like this, guys. This is the right way to kiss.

(Source: minkmarble)

I never believe her, but she says it anyway. So at least she likes it.

(Source: carygranted)

stonerparty:

insideoutnight

Station Ident: My name is Mike, and this what me and Max will be like after the Robot Wars.

Station Ident: My name is Mike, I long for this car and this feeling.

Oh man, my teeth weren’t this bad but I’d love to see one of these for EVERYBODY who’s had mouthwork done.