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midnitesurprise:

draw a dog tuesday

Sometimes when stupid shit that people place huge importance on passes across my desk at work I want this as a magic moving stamp to put on it. POW HERE IS A DOG YOU ARE DUMB. Awesome.

midnitesurprise:

draw a dog tuesday

Sometimes when stupid shit that people place huge importance on passes across my desk at work I want this as a magic moving stamp to put on it. POW HERE IS A DOG YOU ARE DUMB. Awesome.

My relationship with Steven Tyler’s music and personality is tenuous at best, but when he looks good…

My relationship with Steven Tyler’s music and personality is tenuous at best, but when he looks good…

YES YES YES

PIZZA TODAY, PIZZA FOREVER

PIZZA TODAY, PIZZA FOREVER

(Source: by-tonight)

camelsareboss:

Once I start wearing the do-rag and the eyeliner, do I get to call women hookers?

camelsareboss:

Once I start wearing the do-rag and the eyeliner, do I get to call women hookers?

This will NOT be used to make girls behind me laugh. No, this has a completely different effect on girls.

This will NOT be used to make girls behind me laugh. No, this has a completely different effect on girls.

(Source: orangieporangiepuddingpie)

teevil:

Trap Them All by nakedderby on Mon 11/01/10 at TeeFury

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, and I actually really really want to get this as a tattoo on my arm.

teevil:

Trap Them All by nakedderby on Mon 11/01/10 at TeeFury

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike, and I actually really really want to get this as a tattoo on my arm.

arielleaty:

olordletmysonbeabettermanthanme:

Now lets lift those spirits back up again with SOME FUCKING AWESOME PRINCE. CRANK THIS SHIT UP AND DANCE FAGGOT!

So much yes.

Hey, look me over. Tell me do you like what you see?

Hey! I ain’t got no money, but honey I’m rich in personality.

terrysdiary:

DICKFART

I thought… I thought you guys should know.

terrysdiary:

DICKFART

I thought… I thought you guys should know.

YES SO AWESOME
DEATH WEARS SKIS

YES SO AWESOME

DEATH WEARS SKIS

Can I just

  • Interviewer: Batman or Superman, who’s got the better shot at Wonder Woman?
  • Grant Morrison: Batman. Batman’s an aristocrat, Wonder Woman’s a daughter of a Queen. Those two guys are gonna get on really well, they got the same taste in wine. Superman’s a blue collar guy, he’s a farmer. You know there’s no way he could get off with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman’s too cultivated, too sophisticated. But Batman’s got that thing, Batman’s got the best suits, he’s got the biggest cock.
  • Interviewer: How do you know that?
  • Grant Morrison: Because I write Batman. I’ve seen underneath the tights.
Holy shit. ONE. ONE AWESOME JACKET.

Holy shit. ONE. ONE AWESOME JACKET.

theabstraction:

im hot for david lee roth

Yeah, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

theabstraction:

im hot for david lee roth

Yeah, I’m talking about a yankee rose.

fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck:

Ernie fucking Hudson

If nobody else puts ernie hudson in a movie, I’ll put Ernie Hudson in a fucking movie. He is so cool.

fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck:

Ernie fucking Hudson

If nobody else puts ernie hudson in a movie, I’ll put Ernie Hudson in a fucking movie. He is so cool.