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…The presenter was very conversational, but he lingered uncomfortably long in talking about a sex robot and nobody understood my Bladerunner jokes. No stars.
The current heavyweight contender for the prize of “Best sentence I’ve been able to write into an essay for actual college education points.”
This is how David Bowie feels about your long-winded story.

This is how David Bowie feels about your long-winded story.

Bowiegif!

viacolour:

David Bowie is a BAMF.

Bowiegifs are always appropriate, and this one is a doozie.

If you’re partying right, this is how you feel about halfway through the night. My boys!

If you’re partying right, this is how you feel about halfway through the night. My boys!

zombie-anon:

I made this for yousoldmeillusions.
A day or so ago she was forced to do homework on the war in 1812. She found it quite boring, I don’t blame her it really is, so I decided to show her my version instead.
Can you guys tell I lack a social life? Hurr hurr =3

If this is what war looks like, I’m in.

zombie-anon:

I made this for yousoldmeillusions.

A day or so ago she was forced to do homework on the war in 1812. She found it quite boring, I don’t blame her it really is, so I decided to show her my version instead.

Can you guys tell I lack a social life? Hurr hurr =3

If this is what war looks like, I’m in.

Oh, wouldn’t this be useful sometimes?

Oh, wouldn’t this be useful sometimes?

Some days, @velcrobinson gives you a gif and it’s just like Christmas.

Some days, @velcrobinson gives you a gif and it’s just like Christmas.

fuckyeah80srock:

galactustheviking:

lemmy is so dreamy

LOL!!!!

"I mean, god bless ‘em if they’re pretty. I know I’m not."
-Lemmy

fuckyeah80srock:

galactustheviking:

lemmy is so dreamy

LOL!!!!

"I mean, god bless ‘em if they’re pretty. I know I’m not."

-Lemmy

terrysdiary:

DICKFART

I thought… I thought you guys should know.

terrysdiary:

DICKFART

I thought… I thought you guys should know.

GPOY

GPOY

Married to the Sea totally nailed it.

Married to the Sea totally nailed it.

letommy:

Schwing!

letommy:

Schwing!

(Source: 7ommy)

dancingmachin3:

effin hilarious.