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I’m outta here.

Hey Pop Skanksation Ke$ha, how do I feel about spring break?

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Not quite. Abhed?

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Much has been made of the science of Magnets of late in the papers of repute due to the rhymes and times of mssrs. 2 Dope and J.

Much has been made of the science of Magnets of late in the papers of repute due to the rhymes and times of mssrs. 2 Dope and J.

This will NOT be used to make girls behind me laugh. No, this has a completely different effect on girls.

This will NOT be used to make girls behind me laugh. No, this has a completely different effect on girls.

(Source: orangieporangiepuddingpie)

People behind me in class: Prepare for psychological warfare.

People behind me in class: Prepare for psychological warfare.

PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE

Attn: haters
(PS, so glad all my friends liked The Runaways. Makes my life easier.)

Attn: haters

(PS, so glad all my friends liked The Runaways. Makes my life easier.)

I always thought Katy Perry’s boobs were rad, but fireworks?
That’s a bit much, Miz Brand.

I always thought Katy Perry’s boobs were rad, but fireworks?

That’s a bit much, Miz Brand.

Yes, she often looks like this.

Yes, she often looks like this.

(Source: uppereastside)

It is exactly like this, guys. This is the right way to kiss.

It is exactly like this, guys. This is the right way to kiss.

(Source: minkmarble)

I never believe her, but she says it anyway. So at least she likes it.

I never believe her, but she says it anyway. So at least she likes it.

(Source: carygranted)

stonerparty:

insideoutnight

Station Ident: My name is Mike, and this what me and Max will be like after the Robot Wars.

stonerparty:

insideoutnight

Station Ident: My name is Mike, and this what me and Max will be like after the Robot Wars.

Station Ident: My name is Mike, I long for this car and this feeling.

Station Ident: My name is Mike, I long for this car and this feeling.

Oh man, my teeth weren’t this bad but I’d love to see one of these for EVERYBODY who’s had mouthwork done.

Oh man, my teeth weren’t this bad but I’d love to see one of these for EVERYBODY who’s had mouthwork done.

(Source: liquidatomicgonads)

Can’t stop jamming to this song.

Can’t stop jamming to this song.