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Number Three: Justin Hawkins


Pertinent information about Justin Hawkins:

  • His Ebay username is “Turbogunhawk”
  • He wears jumpsuits, like that gorgeous number above.
  • He’s the former frontman of dearly departed favorite The Darkness and current frontman of Mod Delusion MUST LISTEN band Hot Leg.

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I said fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s Friday. FYIF

I said fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s Friday. FYIF

Justin Hawkins:The DarknessBass: 6Mids: 8Treble: 8Gain: 7Reverb: 5
This is more for me to remember how to get his guitar tone than anything else.

Justin Hawkins:
The Darkness

Bass: 6
Mids: 8
Treble: 8
Gain: 7
Reverb: 5

This is more for me to remember how to get his guitar tone than anything else.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Les Paul ‘68 Custom Justin Hawkins Signature (Gold) - Live

Sweet Moses, it looks like he stole that guitar from zeus.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Les Paul ‘68 Custom Justin Hawkins Signature (Gold) - Live

Sweet Moses, it looks like he stole that guitar from zeus.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Firebird Blue Mist Metallic Hardtail

Blonde Justin Hawkins kicks ass, that guitar makes my insides feel weird. He better start showing off that new material soon.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Firebird Blue Mist Metallic Hardtail

Blonde Justin Hawkins kicks ass, that guitar makes my insides feel weird. He better start showing off that new material soon.

YES I wake up in the morning and it is like this EVERY TIME

YES I wake up in the morning and it is like this EVERY TIME

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin - Live (one of my favourite shots)

INSPIRATION! FOREVER! I would kill for those pants. Or that guitar skill.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin - Live (one of my favourite shots)

INSPIRATION! FOREVER! I would kill for those pants. Or that guitar skill.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin riding his white tiger

I don’t even know what else I can say, except that Justin Hawkins is my inspiration in just about everything I do that isn’t already inspired by Grant Morrison or David Bowie.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin riding his white tiger

I don’t even know what else I can say, except that Justin Hawkins is my inspiration in just about everything I do that isn’t already inspired by Grant Morrison or David Bowie.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

The Darkness - Wardrobe

Oh yes. Oh yes puh-leeeaze. I want to steal the whole thing.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

The Darkness - Wardrobe

Oh yes. Oh yes puh-leeeaze. I want to steal the whole thing.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin with his Gibson Les Paul Custom Justin Hawkins Signature in sparkle silverburst

VISUAL EVIDENCE that Justin Hawkins would be the perfect lead guitarist antagonist in my screenplay.
That’s a bad guy suit if I ever saw one.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Justin with his Gibson Les Paul Custom Justin Hawkins Signature in sparkle silverburst

VISUAL EVIDENCE that Justin Hawkins would be the perfect lead guitarist antagonist in my screenplay.

That’s a bad guy suit if I ever saw one.

I was drawn to 80s rock because I loved the fact that it was ugly men trying to look like girls and subsequently being really popular with girls. Something about that appealed to me.
Justin Hawkins (via fuckyeahthedarkness)
fuckyeahthedarkness:

The Darkness at the 2004 Brit Awards

Peep the quote on the topic of catsuits.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

The Darkness at the 2004 Brit Awards

Peep the quote on the topic of catsuits.

(When asked the best way to wear a catsuit) My advice would be don’t make too much of a big deal of it really. Try and wear it around the house, and get used to it. You’ll find in time that it’s the superior garment and there is really no need for any other types of clothing in your wardrobe. Other pieces of clothing will simply become cumbersome and unnecessary. I see it as a singing overall really, so if you’re going to do some singing, put your overalls on!

- Justin Hawkins (via fuckyeahthedarkness)

The best way to wear a catsuit… is all the time. Check the picture.

Justin Hawkins

its-old-hat:

You are my abspiration.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike.

STATION IDENT: My name is Mike.