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Truth.

  • This new blog entry has a picture of Dr. Doom as a DJ with a jack kirby turntable as drawn by Paul Pope.
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Station Ident: My name is Mike, and this what me and Max will be like after the Robot Wars.

stonerparty:

insideoutnight

Station Ident: My name is Mike, and this what me and Max will be like after the Robot Wars.

Die Hard was on at a McDonald's, So I Texted Max

  • Me: Heavens to Murgatroid! Die Hard is on in this McDonald's!
  • Max: Do I sound like I'm ordering a McDouble, lady?!
  • Me: Ho Ho Ho Now I Have A McMuffin
  • Max: My name? Uh, Bill... Mcnugget
  • Me: You know how to open a happy meal toy, Bill?
  • Max: "The cowboy doesn't get to ride off with Grace Kelly!" "That was Ronald McDonald, you asshole."
  • Me: Now I know what a happy meal feels like.
  • Max: The fryguy is TOAST!
  • Me: APPLE-PIE-YAY MOTHERFUCKER