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HEY INTERNET

That little red hand above redirects you to a fascinating new experience in internet narcissism, a dedicated website for all those “ASK ME ANYTHING” memes. Was this inspired by this David Bowie song, Can’t Help Thinking About Me?

Maybe.

Despite the fact that I think it’s completely ridiculous, I’m already going “All In” on the retarded internet fad front, so I went for it. As you might expect, it’s located at

http://formspring.me/ModDelusion

More content as soon as I get my computer back

PS: I included two versions of the Bowie song, one from the original album and one from his episode of VH1 storytellers. The storytellers one actually rocks harder, but it’s got stories on either end so it’s longer.

I made this.

I made this.

Hate to be vain, but I’m pretty proud of this part of my profile.

Hate to be vain, but I’m pretty proud of this part of my profile.

My band! My Boys! We do it all for the girls!