Oh sweet heavens I just want to eat a fucking pizza
I want to eat pizza forever
BRET MICHAELS: My fuckin’ Spirit Animal.
Deap Vally - Gonna Make My Own Money
Uh if this music video where an ethereally gorgeous two piece rock band eats pizza and gets into a muscle car and shoots lightning from their fingertips isn’t evidence there’s a loving god somewhere then I don’t know what is.
Last night after our show the sound guy asked me when I’m going to stop doing Rock and Roll and apply my talents in the service of The Lord. He said that if I give myself over to the thing he put me on earth to do then I’ll become stronger than I ever thought I could.
I went and ate a pizza off a trash can because Rock and Roll IS what God put me here to do.
Making water dance with invisible waves since 1989. (Art by Jen Overstreet)
Taking a break from committing suicide with food, Mike Pfeiffer will absolutely answer your questions on anything you put in the digital mailbag of firstname.lastname@example.org. Regardless of whether of not you think Mike is a mature adult, this column is probably best for Mature Adults. As a Mature Adult, you accept…
In this week’s column I answer an abstract question with the concrete answer to “How do I reheat pizza without looking like a chump?”