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Oh sweet heavens I just want to eat a fucking pizza
I want to eat pizza forever

Oh sweet heavens I just want to eat a fucking pizza

I want to eat pizza forever

PIZZA TODAY, PIZZA FOREVER

PIZZA TODAY, PIZZA FOREVER

(Source: by-tonight)

sluterin:

THIS IS A PIZZA AND CHEESE APPRECIATION LIFE

"Hey Mike, what would change if The Perks of Being a Wallflower took place in New Jersey?"
"Well…"

sluterin:

THIS IS A PIZZA AND CHEESE APPRECIATION LIFE

"Hey Mike, what would change if The Perks of Being a Wallflower took place in New Jersey?"

"Well…"

(Source: asjdhaskjlshdlkfdksjdksa)

Pizza + boyfriend + bed + Elf

youknowhowtowhistle:

lesfemmefatale:

Perfect Friday evening if you ask me.

automatic reblog for you, michael.

Oh my god, girl, if you think we’re not going to slice the next pizza into a pentagram then you are stone-cold wrong.

667! NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST!

djsheep:

I AM PIZZA.

djsheep:

I AM PIZZA.

BRET MICHAELS: My fuckin’ Spirit Animal.

BRET MICHAELS: My fuckin’ Spirit Animal.

Deap Vally - Gonna Make My Own Money

Uh if this music video where an ethereally gorgeous two piece rock band eats pizza and gets into a muscle car and shoots lightning from their fingertips isn’t evidence there’s a loving god somewhere then I don’t know what is.

Last night after our show the sound guy asked me when I’m going to stop doing Rock and Roll and apply my talents in the service of The Lord. He said that if I give myself over to the thing he put me on earth to do then I’ll become stronger than I ever thought I could. 

I went and ate a pizza off a trash can because Rock and Roll IS what God put me here to do. 

(SUPER LUXE)

Last night after our show the sound guy asked me when I’m going to stop doing Rock and Roll and apply my talents in the service of The Lord. He said that if I give myself over to the thing he put me on earth to do then I’ll become stronger than I ever thought I could.

I went and ate a pizza off a trash can because Rock and Roll IS what God put me here to do.

(SUPER LUXE)

JUST DANDY: The Smallest Wave

deadshirt:

JUST DANDY: The Smallest Wave

Caption TBD

Making water dance with invisible waves since 1989. (Art by Jen Overstreet)

Taking a break from committing suicide with food, Mike Pfeiffer will absolutely answer your questions on anything you put in the digital mailbag of justdandy@deadshirt.netRegardless of whether of not you think Mike is a mature adult, this column is probably best for Mature Adults. As a Mature Adult, you accept…

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HEY PALS every week I do an advice column called JUST DANDY about #sex, #pizza, & #rocknroll. Email me at justdandy@deadshirt.net and let’s kill normcore before it’s a Thing

HEY PALS every week I do an advice column called JUST DANDY about #sex, #pizza, & #rocknroll. Email me at justdandy@deadshirt.net and let’s kill normcore before it’s a Thing