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Radness. I love speederbikes, they’re some of my favorite Star Wars technology. This Concept art by David Kang combines speederbikes and the Jedi Starfighter, which also rules. Nice.

Radness. I love speederbikes, they’re some of my favorite Star Wars technology. This Concept art by David Kang combines speederbikes and the Jedi Starfighter, which also rules. Nice.

Not that anybody asked, but what is the raddest thing?

The idea that five west germans were frozen in hypersleep chambers until a post-apocalyptic cult made up of robed wise men and animal women awoke them from their thousand year slumber and tried to force them to kill each other in a caged arena. But instead of having a murdergasm, The Scorpions rocked the animal women’s faces off Rocked them…

Like a Hurricane.

An all-female Bon Scott Era AC/DC cover band? Yes please, two tickets to bonerville.

Steel Fucking Panther is playing in Baltimore tomorrow! I want to see them so bad it hurts, they rock the hardest.

Steel Fucking Panther is playing in Baltimore tomorrow! I want to see them so bad it hurts, they rock the hardest.

I vote Iron Man 2 for best movie ever. I’m in love.

I vote Iron Man 2 for best movie ever. I’m in love.

Can’t wait to party.

Can’t wait to party.

fuckyeahglamrock:

lastnightontaris:

FEEL THE SLEAZE.

I’ve totally forgotten: This is one of my favorite songs of ever.

David Bowie: Kind of a coked up dick?

That link takes you to the Playboy interview with David Bowie, and as much as I love him: he sounds like an absolute twat in this interview. Contradicting himself, jumping all over the place, treating the interviewer like an idiot- woof.

Of course, the whole thing is made waayyy more interesting if you remember that at the time of the interview the duke was out of his fucking skull on cocaine and everything else in the world and lived in fear that witches were going to steal his semen, so maybe he gets a pass. Check it out for some really great quotes that make no sense and he contradicts in the next sentence but he still sounds SO DAMN COOL that you can’t stay mad at his cheeky little face. This quote totally sums it up:

PLAYBOY: Last question. Do you believe and stand by everything you’ve said?
BOWIE: Everything but the inflammatory remarks.

suicideblonde:

Punk girls in the mid 70s

Yeah, Hi, I’ll take five, please? Thanks.

suicideblonde:

Punk girls in the mid 70s

Yeah, Hi, I’ll take five, please? Thanks.

midnitesurprise:

draw a dog tuesday

Sometimes when stupid shit that people place huge importance on passes across my desk at work I want this as a magic moving stamp to put on it. POW HERE IS A DOG YOU ARE DUMB. Awesome.

midnitesurprise:

draw a dog tuesday

Sometimes when stupid shit that people place huge importance on passes across my desk at work I want this as a magic moving stamp to put on it. POW HERE IS A DOG YOU ARE DUMB. Awesome.

hotvvheels:

More Mope, Motoriginal

Generally speaking, I am not particularly manly. I like catsuits and flouncing around and clothes. I’m in the theater, David Bowie makes me cry, sports makes me want to fall asleep. The only particularly manly thing I am interested in is Girls. Sorry, let me amend that- Girls and Old Muscle Cars.
I don’t know what snapped in the auto industry in 1980, but they stopped making truly beautiful cars (With the exception of the 80’s Trans-Am, which will forever seize my heart with Hasslehoff Hands). Most of the 20 years before that were filled with the most gorgeous vehicles ever to hit the road. My soft spot is mostly for Chargers, Roadrunners, Corvettes, and Camaros. I still don’t know what it is about them that makes me shake, but I think it has something to do with a marriage of flash and masculinity. Driving a ‘71 barracuda is essentially the vehicular equivalent of an impeccably well-cut suit and white oxfords. I know I’m a poser because I’ve never driven one, but I’m literally begging to.

hotvvheels:

More Mope, Motoriginal

Generally speaking, I am not particularly manly. I like catsuits and flouncing around and clothes. I’m in the theater, David Bowie makes me cry, sports makes me want to fall asleep. The only particularly manly thing I am interested in is Girls. Sorry, let me amend that- Girls and Old Muscle Cars.

I don’t know what snapped in the auto industry in 1980, but they stopped making truly beautiful cars (With the exception of the 80’s Trans-Am, which will forever seize my heart with Hasslehoff Hands). Most of the 20 years before that were filled with the most gorgeous vehicles ever to hit the road. My soft spot is mostly for Chargers, Roadrunners, Corvettes, and Camaros. I still don’t know what it is about them that makes me shake, but I think it has something to do with a marriage of flash and masculinity. Driving a ‘71 barracuda is essentially the vehicular equivalent of an impeccably well-cut suit and white oxfords. I know I’m a poser because I’ve never driven one, but I’m literally begging to.

Magic is the hopelessly inadequate Standard English word for a long standing technology which permits access to the “operating codes” underlying the current physical universe.
Grant Morrison (via lookalivesunshine)
contextisfortheweak:

Never!

I know context is for the weak,  but this scene is from one of the most Grant Morrison-y JLA stories of his run, where a war in heaven starts and ends in two issues. Seriously. It’s one of the more Kirby-esque bits of writing he’s done, I think. The way the angels are treated more like space aliens than agents of god sort of bonds it to the way that Asgard used to be represented in Thor. Morrison rules.

contextisfortheweak:

Never!

I know context is for the weak,  but this scene is from one of the most Grant Morrison-y JLA stories of his run, where a war in heaven starts and ends in two issues. Seriously. It’s one of the more Kirby-esque bits of writing he’s done, I think. The way the angels are treated more like space aliens than agents of god sort of bonds it to the way that Asgard used to be represented in Thor. Morrison rules.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Les Paul ‘68 Custom Justin Hawkins Signature (Gold) - Live

Sweet Moses, it looks like he stole that guitar from zeus.

fuckyeahthedarkness:

Gibson Les Paul ‘68 Custom Justin Hawkins Signature (Gold) - Live

Sweet Moses, it looks like he stole that guitar from zeus.

nethermuffin:

i’m proud even though the mutton chops were the result of a painting accident

Yoda w/ chops is an internet sensation.

nethermuffin:

i’m proud even though the mutton chops were the result of a painting accident

Yoda w/ chops is an internet sensation.