Batman or Superman, who’s got the better shot at Wonder Woman?
Batman. Batman’s an aristocrat, Wonder Woman’s a daughter of a Queen. Those two guys are gonna get on really well, they got the same taste in wine. Superman’s a blue collar guy, he’s a farmer. You know there’s no way he could get off with Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman’s too cultivated, too sophisticated. But Batman’s got that thing, Batman’s got the best suits, he’s got the biggest cock.
How do you know that?
Because I write Batman. I’ve seen underneath the tights.